The possibility of removing black hair from the future of humanity

In all seriousness, we could eliminate all black haired people. Asians, Africans, Latinos, black haired Caucasians.

We could get rid of them in a few different ways:

  1. Get their consent to neuter their young
  2. Have aliens neuter their young

We don’t know for sure but there could be a literal truth that black hair could represent evil. They could accept that and see it as a greater change for everyone.

The generation that got neutered could get a chance to reincarnate once into the non black haired society of the future.

We can then begin the larger task of killing all living beings that have black on them. Crows, ants, spiders, penguins, dogs, deer, killer whales and so on.

It may be unpopular with the majority of the world having black hair but that doesn’t mean it’s right to throw it away as a theory.

Termites, do less harm within nature than ants do. They eat dead trees. Ants go kill other insects and termites do not. Termites also have no black in their eyes. People don’t like termites because we still use wood in our housing. Using wood kills living trees which we should move away from in the future.

Like the grateful dead once sang, “we all have darkness in our eyes”. All beings with eyes have black pupils. I think that the pupil is black because if a predator sees you, it’s more likely to cause you evil/harm because it saw you. This developed in the first evolution of the eye where the user would use it for a more selfish purpose. If you look at another animal or person then where they have black on them could identify from where they could cause you harm.

(The color black also coincidentally makes up car tires which are the number one microplastic pollutant across the planet.

The Chinese may have been the first with evidence of alcohol.

Smoking was created by the ancient civilisations in America in 5000 bc.

The discovery and use of coal ended up causing more trouble.

Guns are also mostly painted black.)

All non black haired people are the hair color minority of the world.

I also wonder what the statistics are for those who went to jail. Like what percentage of those with grey hair compared to white hair went to jail at some point in their life.

I also have a theory that people found out that non black hairs might be better than black hairs. Those with black hairs retaliated with the jokes that blondes are dumb.

There’s also one other way to remove black hair from all of humanity. We allow all blondes, red heads, and brown hairs to reproduce more than everyone else. Everyone else then slows their reproduction rate to .1 child per person or less. Up until 50 percent of the population doesn’t have black hair, then everyone reproduces with each other, possibly eliminating all black hair. It might be that we need 75 percent blondes for 25 percent black hairs to create brown hairs. Who knows it might all work out.

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